Modern Family, Ty Burrell | 'Modern Family': 20 Quippy Gems! | Photo 1 of 21 | EW.com
EW has 20 funny quotes from the first season of Modern Family. Here are couple of additional ones:
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Jay: The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. I put on the first thing I grabbed, it was like a crotch tourniquet.
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Gloria: Babe, I'm going to go to the gym to work out a little bit, you want to come with me?
Jay: I just ordered an extra long straw to avoid accidentally doing a situp.
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Phil: Yes, I should have told Claire about the dog. And I was going to. But I was just waiting for her to be in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago, but I cashed that in for something else.
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Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers, it turns out I'm one of them. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.
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